BnB Deaths of a Noob (Being alive? BLASPHEMY, THE MIGHTY EYAMAZ HAS SPOKEN)

Herro people. Im just gonna post some stuff while I play BnB, because eyamaz is evil. And by evil, I mean more evil than jadedcat (if that is even possible).
So then...
LETS THE DEATHS BEGIN!!!
(And may the odds ever be against you (#InvertedHungerGamesRefference)
Aaaaaaaaaand TAKE 1:
Im playing on hard difficulty, and I turned on the bonus chest (gonna need every boost you can get)
I SPAWNED IN AN ENDER FOREST AND FOUND A ROUGLIKE DUNGEON!!!

I got some apples from the starting chest, and...

BnB Deaths of a Noob (Being alive? BLASPHEMY, THE MIGHTY EYAMAZ HAS SPOKEN)